Melon Maniac Prints

Red Letter Days - The Lover of Melons

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Harsh Mellows.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Ball as water-melon.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Spell checker!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Choose, Fenster

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Music & Gym'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Addiction to mobile.

Living with a cataholic.

Rock & Roll

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Love Hurts

Music Freak.

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

King Richard I

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

Lox Ness Monster

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

cat singing into microphone

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'