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Sportsman and music

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Cycling with a harp case

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Team Leader

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

Fat Britain

"You make me want to be a better bag."

Fishing Music

Romance Music

Oh, like you've never had a rap song stuck in your head.

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

Thought for Wednesday

"To motivate me to walk farther, I hired my jerk ex-boyfriend to follow me."

Playing the Puppet Strings

Get up and in shape!

"My family has no idea what my personality would be like without yoga."

'Elsewhere in the news, obesity and inactivity are sending baby boomers on a downward spiral!'

"I'm going to go out there and give it my all. I mean who cares if I look like a potato!"

"Get Back in!"

'Oh, you know. I'm up . . .I'm down. . .'

"I bet you can't do that- paint your toe-nails without bending your knees!2

Musicians.

'Hey, cheer UP, Bert! It's Wednesday... Hump Day!'

He headed Marketing and Product research for only a short time, but left behind an impressive line of personal apparel, signature fragrances and motivational CDs.

'Sticking to your diet won't be easy, Mrs. Gelfman...You have to go to some length to change your width.'