Melodic Mead Lover Gifts

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

StonesHendge.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"I'll have the usual."

When life gives you lemons...

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

Music Therapy

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"Do you want fries with that?"

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."