Melancholy Daydreamer Mugs

Floating away

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Tree house.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Hot Air Balloon

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Dogs can dream too.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

Lord Byron

'I hate my life.

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

'You can tell he's not afraid of the work, by the way he fights it.'

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Wordplay: Me.

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

No Action Comics

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

Tears