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At Greenwich Fair. - 'And melancholy mark'd him for her own.'

Pastorius wonders why.

Lord Byron

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"Fall makes him sad."

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.

Tears

Where the boulevard of broken dreams crosses the avenue of broken appliances...

'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'

There's a tear in my beer.

Tailpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"I'm full of an unspeakable sadness and it goes a little something like this..."

"I like sad songs."

"This drink? It's called loneliness. Care to join me?"

Brenda Sanchez undergoes her daily moment of ‘Woe Is me.'

A Winter's Day by Mary Lou Fleckner

'Your work is so bleak, so despairing, your angst so wrenching. I've never read a party invitation quite like it before.'

"The pit of despair. That's new, isn't it?"

"I'm not sad, just a little melon collie."

"I've had an unlucky life, my first wife died and my second wife wont"

Wine glass face.

Sad Humour

'You've sensitive teeth.'

"Happy hour makes it all worthwhile!"

Classic Moods

Happy hour bar vs. miserable hour bar.

Depressed cat says: 'Lives are hard and then, eventually, you die.'