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At Greenwich Fair. - 'And melancholy mark'd him for her own.'

Pastorius wonders why.

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

Lord Byron

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Tears

"Fall makes him sad."

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.

Where the boulevard of broken dreams crosses the avenue of broken appliances...

There's a tear in my beer.

Tailpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'

"I'm full of an unspeakable sadness and it goes a little something like this..."

"I like sad songs."

"This drink? It's called loneliness. Care to join me?"

Brenda Sanchez undergoes her daily moment of ‘Woe Is me.'

A Winter's Day by Mary Lou Fleckner

'Your work is so bleak, so despairing, your angst so wrenching. I've never read a party invitation quite like it before.'

"The pit of despair. That's new, isn't it?"

"I've had an unlucky life, my first wife died and my second wife wont"

"I'm not sad, just a little melon collie."

Sad Humour

Wine glass face.

'You've sensitive teeth.'

"Happy hour makes it all worthwhile!"

Classic Moods

Depressed cat says: 'Lives are hard and then, eventually, you die.'

Happy hour bar vs. miserable hour bar.