Meeting Room Muncher Prints

Cake!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Full English Breakfast.

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Alphabet soup

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Munch Master.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Cemetery Pie"

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

Meditation Munchies

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.