Meeting Partner's Parents Gifts

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I'd like to impress my girlfriend's parents."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

First love.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

'It would never work, Barry...imagine taking me home to meet your mother!'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

'Why do I have the felling that your parents don't trust me?'

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"He's everything I want in a man."

Proposing

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

Look Who's Coming to Dinner