Meeting Parents For The First Time Mugs

"Is your dad in a good mood? We're heading into uncharted territory."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

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'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

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"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'That never gets old.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

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'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

Baby it's cold outside.

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'It would never work, Barry...imagine taking me home to meet your mother!'

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'Why do I have the felling that your parents don't trust me?'

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Proposing

"He's everything I want in a man."