Meeting New Neighbours Prints

'I've met our new neighbours and I get the feeling they're heavily religious.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Litter Pick

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

New around here?

Visiting 'friends'.

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'John... is that a collar?'

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

Where the wild things aren't.

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

The Neighbours from Hell....

'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'