Meeting New Neighbours Prints

'I've met our new neighbours and I get the feeling they're heavily religious.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Litter Pick

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

New around here?

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Visiting 'friends'.

'John... is that a collar?'

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

The Neighbours from Hell....

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'