Meeting New Girlfriend Pillows

'Mom, dad, I'd like you to meet my Chia girlfriend.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

It's good to get together with friends!

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

"I'm still in early pre-production."

Speed Dating

'Well? Where is this mystery man we've been hearing so much about?'

Male Springbok: 'Sally,Beth,this is Will, my Gnu friend'

'I adore a man of many parts.'

'Oh, mum... last night, my new boyfriend picked me up in a stretch limo!'