Meeting Mischief Prints

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

"Gesundheit!"

Hallowe'en wake up call

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

"Well, we failed at pushing the envelope. Shall we catch Happy Hour and try filling the wine skin?"

Is this the kickoff meeting?

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'Good morning!'

'Sorry I'm late!'

Minimally Invasive Ethics.

'Let's get some lunch in here. I don't trust my gut instincts on an empty stomach.'

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

'What are you complaining about...they told you this was MINOR surgery!'

We can't call it restructuring,we did that in '98 and'97...

"This time inflation really mean business."

'Who gave you that black eye?'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

At The Skinny Customer Restaurant

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

"Well, I see everyone's coming to this meeting really ready to sit down and talk."