Meeting Martial Artist Prints

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Ninja bread men"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

A street fight.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

Martial Arts

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."