'My mother sent down some chicken soup to see if that will help.'
Meeting Comedian T-Shirts
Looking for a tee that matches a meeting comedian's playful personality? Our humorous t-shirts are packed with clever messages and funny designs that make every casual or work day a bit brighter.
"You don't want to mess with us, we're corporate cartoonists."
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Showbiz Awards
Zombie standup
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
'Your French dip, sir.'
Trump pardons
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
'The circle is complete!'
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
A Guide to Balloon Animals
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
The Rooster Comedian.
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
No-Work Orange
"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."
Meeting Comedian T-Shirts Collection
Meeting Comedian Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs with clever quotes and funny cartoons—great for the meeting comedian who loves to start their day with a laugh.
Meeting Comedian Pillows
Discover soft, humorous pillows that bring a touch of comedy to any space—perfect for those who love to add humor to their decor.
Meeting Comedian Prints
Browse our funny and inspiring art prints—ideal for decorating an office or personal space with a witty touch that resonates with creative meeting enthusiasts.