Meeting A Partner Prints

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'Wait till you meet him, Mom! He reads books, has a checking account, and can even write script!'

'It's Eau de Merlot. If it weren't for this, I never would have met your father.'

Networking

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

'You never kiss me like that.'

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

'Santa ! Bring my Baby Back!' - 'You didn't tell me she was hot!'

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

"But he's no longer with us."

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'

"I want to get rich while you're still beautiful."

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Speed Dating

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

"I'm leaving you, Scott. You're too clingy."

'Oh, mum... last night, my new boyfriend picked me up in a stretch limo!'

"Height has nothing to do with it, Arnie. I just can't imagine myself with a man who doesn't know the broche for hors d'euvres."

"I want you to meet Dave. You'll get a kick out of his money."

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

"An assortment of severed plant genitalia. Is there a subtext I should be aware of?"