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'Dad says I have to say 'Thank You' if you give me anything.'

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'You never kiss me like that.'

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

'Santa ! Bring my Baby Back!' - 'You didn't tell me she was hot!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"We met online, it was love at first site."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

"I'm still in early pre-production."

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'

"But he's no longer with us."

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

"I want to get rich while you're still beautiful."