Meeting A New Boyfriend Mugs

"That's better, Princess. Now let's go to the beach so I can meet your new boyfriend!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Killer Executive Suits.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"What's a patent?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

LAY ZEE FUK

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

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