Meditation Enthusiasts Mugs

Zen Kitty

'Is that cow meditating?' 'Dyslexic.'

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Thought for Food

Man is pulled in all directions.

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

Calm. Tranquility. - 'Sanctuary.' - 'I need a wee!!! What are you doing in there?!' - 'I was finding inner peace until your weak bladder interrupted me...' -

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Embrace nonviolence!', 'I don't see how THAT'S going to help.'

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Where your mind & battle are los

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Counting ribs

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Dog yoga

Work/Life Balance

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Be Healthy

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'