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"Bon pillage!"

"Another miss, sir."

"The battle for the living room war about to heat up."

'It's no big deal - Scotland is just out of compliance again.'

'Stuff that, lets go to Warwick and pillage.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Knight feeding his kids.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Joust Sharpener

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"The knights of the round accent table"

TV jester.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Knights of the bedside table.