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Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

...Get away from that so-called maid or things won't be so merry back home!

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Lady of the bath...

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Joust Sharpener

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Knights of the bedside table.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"But I use all of them!"

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Lovers

Medieval King

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

King Richard I

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'