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Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

The only thing those two ever defeated was the purpose.

...Get away from that so-called maid or things won't be so merry back home!

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Lady of the bath...

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Joust Sharpener

"Early model of baggage claim"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Knights of the bedside table.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"But I use all of them!"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Medieval King

Lovers

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.