Medieval Romantics T-Shirts

A knight dragging an unwilling maiden

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Right click for yes...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"But I use all of them!"

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Date Night

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Transylvanian Snails.

Lovers

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Medieval King

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Strategies that will always work

King Richard I

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

"Ground score!"

Knight of the sandcastle.