
'You don't trust me, do you?'
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'You don't trust me, do you?'
'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'
Knight Golfing
"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."
"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."
Missing You.
"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."
"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"
Knights of the Square Table.
"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"
"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."
'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'
The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.
'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'
Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.
"One of you go see who's at the door."
'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'
"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."
Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."
"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"
King Richard I
A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.
Knight Vision
Scheduel.
"We both agreed that for a while she'd slay the dragons and I'd look after the castle."
'The Yarl of Orkney is not big on mediation.'
Open Wide The Dentist's View.
There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our little kingdom has ever known.
'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'
Sunburn.
"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"
Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities
Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).
Sir, they must have known we were going to storm the castle --- It was already weather-proofed!
"And that's what I call a page turner."
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