Medieval Dental Shield Bearer Prints

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Knight Golfing

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Missing You.

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Knights of the Square Table.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

King Richard I

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

Scheduel.

Knight Vision

"We both agreed that for a while she'd slay the dragons and I'd look after the castle."

'The Yarl of Orkney is not big on mediation.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our little kingdom has ever known.

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

Sunburn.

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

"And that's what I call a page turner."

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

"Look, the generic ones are just as good, and your insurance doesn't cover the brand leeches."