Medieval Aficionados Prints

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"It'll be you who's drawn and quartered if this lands in the moat again!"

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."

Jump! Jump! How high? He just doesn't get it, does he?

All the Kings Horses and All the Kings Men

Coventry

'Well, the joke's on me - it turns out that the King pardoned you twelve years ago!'

'Still mad?'

"I don't care if these are the Dark Ages! - I'm going to bleach my hair anyway!'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Knight feeding his kids.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"The knights of the round accent table"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

TV jester.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Hildegard von Bingen

Joust Sharpener

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'