Medicine Safety Advocate Prints

'The child proof container has a dual purpose. It keeps it out of the hands of children and it keeps you from getting addicted to the medicine.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Man using to much bug spray

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

Cafe Burns.

Vaccine

"Careful."

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

30 Days Has Movember

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.