Medicine Safety Advocate Prints

'The child proof container has a dual purpose. It keeps it out of the hands of children and it keeps you from getting addicted to the medicine.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Man using to much bug spray

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Vaccine

Covid and the Vaccines

Cafe Burns.

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Prostate: 51st State

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

30 Days Has Movember

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.