Medicinal Studies Prints

'I must tell you that the drug that cured you has been proven completely ineffective.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

vaccine wars.

"Our war is against cancer."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Medical personnel give their hearts

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Fighting the Pandemic

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Virtual Doctor

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Corona Funeral

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication