Medication Planner Mugs

"I just made the perfect password...the first letter of all my prescription drugs."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Father Time Management

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Bad Office Planning

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'