Medication Marveller Mugs

"This drug is very expensive, but the side effects are worth it."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

Juggler and Illusionist

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'I donated my body to science..'

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan."

'The hospital needs to cut its drug budget...Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can do for the Oncology department with hot twigs and frogspawn...'

'What's this? You're suing me because the prescribed medication made you 'irrationally exuberant' in a down market?'

'Well, Dear, the doctor did say there could be side effects to those pills!'

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Med Brittle"

"Judy and Chuck were both gelcaps, so their marriage dissolved faster."

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

"I might suggest Ritalin."

Schrödinger's cat.

'The knee brace I prescribed, you put on over your head.'

"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription."

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

"I feel cheated. Your medications have much more interesting side effects than mine do."

It was a short-cut through the hospital kitchens that Albert was first approached by a member of the antibiotic resistance.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Would you like this placebo in name brand or generic?'

'We've been asked to look out for any possible side effects with this new drug he's on.'

Man has drug cabinet labelled 'Safe Drugs' and 'Not Sure Drugs'.