Medication Management Pillows

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

'Given the medication you're on, Larry, maybe you ought to go home!'

"I just made the perfect password...the first letter of all my prescription drugs."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Disease Management

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Pharmaco. He writes drug side effect warnings. Ah, a health scare provider.

Meds Toast

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

'You're allergic to feathers.'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Side Effects

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

"Your report card says you don't interact well with other medications."

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.