Medication Management Pro Prints

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Meds Toast

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

"I feel we're making progress."

Side Effects

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

Big Ed's taken a direct hit of devastating criticism by the boss, he's sinking,listing, a pitiful helpless hulk...

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

Pushing the envelope.

'Yes, long term strategy needs fresh crayons.'

'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

"Your report card says you don't interact well with other medications."

"I have prescribed something to make you sleep better! Be careful not to take too many! If you do this side effect is headaches!"

'North Korea and Iran want nukes... Palestinians elect Hamas... and now a commercial from a leading anti-anxiety medication....'

"And when you finish curing all your patients we would like you to sort out climate change. . ."

"Don't panic. I'm looking up the side effects."

"And what exactly is it about my coaching style you find so 'intimidating'?"

"This drug has such pleasant side effects I consider them value-added."

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"