Medication Critics Mugs

Make him take 15 of these a day until we feel better about what we're doing to him!

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

"Good news - we're merging with Pinetree Pharma. They make the cures for all the harm our drugs do."

Prescription Drugs '96.

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

'Human clinical trials start in six months. Sooner if we run out of mice.'

'The problem is that you're overmedicated. Luckily there are drugs that can help with that.'

"I don't think this is doing me any good."

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"You may believe you've been overcharged, but, remember, you're overmedicated."

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"This will buy you four months.

'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'

'Here's an over-the-counter prescription for your nerves. Have your bartender fill it.'

Global Medical Antidepressant Sales

'They said on the NHS an Afghan sling was the only thing available for a broken leg.'

"Generics of generics -- that's the way we'll go."

"Great job everybody. Now let's close 'em up and bill 'em."

Cost Of NHS Treatment - 'Honestly Mr Reade, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

"Your insurance only pays for us to put wheels on this thing."

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

"… Yes, but you only have to take it once a year."

"Before you say no to this prescription, let me also say that your monthly tax-deductible gift will help support a pharmaceutical executive in need."

'Attention - we're combining our anti-viral and anti-bacterial placebo divisions immediately.'