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Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"I've got the syndrome for which there is no acronym."

"I can't get a disease named for your condition but I think I can get you a syndrome."

'It was a trememdous piece of surgery!...'

"You've got what's known in the trade as a nasty cough."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"Uh-Oh!"

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

"This feels so familiar."