Medical System Satirist T-Shirts

'We're moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.'

"No health insurance? I suggest you wait until your symptoms get worse, then go to the emergency room."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

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'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Virtual Doctor

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

Saline Drip Sommelier.

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"According to your brain scan, you just don't want to go back to work."

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

'Take one of these three times a day until you start to feel better.'

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

While you're at it, will you sew on my shirt button please?

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'