Medical Students Pillows

Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.

"This is difficult for me to explain, so I brought a prop"

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'

Surgeons consulting a text book.

"Lucky we caught it early. It's easier to treat in the larva stage."

"This semester I'm taking litigation avoidance. How about you?"

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

"First of all, where and what is a prostrate?"

"Well....THAT�S never happened before"

"I know we agreed to a period of watchful waiting, but this is more watchful than I bargained for."

"Let me through! I'm a quack."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"Before we start, I think you should know that I'm really not prepared for this operation. I mean, I just couldn't find any time to practice this week."

'General practitoner'

'While you're about it doctor, he wants a sex change,'

"Nurse! Google this thingamajig and find out where it fits back in."

The future of medicine

"Well, it's been a slice."

"If putting it in and taking it out doesn't work, try shaking it all about."

"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"

"It must have been nice to get spotted all those medical school loans."

'I couldn't afford college in case you were wondering why my diploma and certification are written in crayon.'

'This our team nickname!!'

'Bad news. Your test results are in. You flunked your finals.'

MRI and CAT Scans costing a lot.

"We did all we could for him, Mrs. Donnely... unfortunately, his insurance gave out!"

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

Your test results came back, Mr. Fusco. I'm afraid they contradict your tee shirt. ! ! Have a nice day.

! ! ! ! Try not to think of it as an axe, Mr. Fusco. Think of it as a tongue depressor on steroids.

"O.K.—I've got the tongue."

"Well, at least his heart's in the right place."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."