Medical Specialist Prints

"It's your ear, nose, and throat."

'This one didn't turn out either. You must've moved.'

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'When I asked if she was critical I didn't mean verbally!'

'I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Just a doctor! I thought you were a specialist!'

'I couldn't find anything wrong. You'll need to see a nook and cranny specialist.'

"Well, you can get a second opinion, but that's going to really hurt my feelings!"

Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"Hmm, so the foot guy sent you here. I'm strictly a knee-and-upper-shin guy – you're going to have to see a lower-shin-upper-ankle guy."

"I'd kill for better mortality data."

"The sooner I put these all together, the sooner I find out what the hell is wrong with this man."

I think we can separate you.

'That's our new Radiology Specialist!'

"The franchising opportunities could be unlimited!"

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

'Sorry, but I'm a left eye specialist!'

"If there was a reality show about your condition,the research would be a lot more motivated."

On board the MS Hepatology

'I specialize in unpronounceable diseases.'

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

You're completely, 100% healthy

'I'm afraid I'm going to have to send you directly to an Ear, Nose and Beard Specialist

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

Stairway to Knee Surgery

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

"I'm sorry, Dr. Etheridge is an epidemiologist, not a general practitioner. But maybe if you get a group together, he would see you."

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Squirrel holding nuts at urologist office.

An Oncologist at work and on days off at home

DR. A Davidson - Gynaecologist: At Your Cervix!

'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST'