Medical Science Buffs Pillows

'I'm sorry, Ma'am, but medical science still has a lot to learn about machismo.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

'We've created a teenager!'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Hell's Angels

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

"Uh-Oh!"

Anatomy.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."