Medical Savvy Prints

'Doctor Wilson wants to see you again in three months ... Mrs. Wilson.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Time for your pills.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Doctors

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

Infected Macron

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'Urology...can you hold?'

'I'm having my colon checked.'

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'