Medical Reform Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The NHS wants patients to make more decisions about their treatment...so here's your blood tests and a prescription pad, I'll be back later.'

'The healthcare legislation has kicked in. You have an appointment with the masses.'

London Polyclinic Plan Branded Unworkable.

Flu Vaccine Delayed By 'Problems with Packaging'.

Outpatients - 'Must be patients without health insurance.'

'Fortunately my health plan covers equipment.'

'Mr Slaggon is waiting for his prostate exam, I'm off the clock...good luck.'

polyclinics

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Doctors Discussion

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

Health Care Crisis table.

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Unexpected Error

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Obama of Oz.

The Public Option

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'