Medical Reform Advocate Mugs

Notional Health Service

"I'm afraid there aren't any doctors available but we do have a management consultant who is going to give your condition a helpful acronym and set up a policy review committee to consider its treatment..."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO. . . 'Them's the Lumps pal!'

Profits for Big Pharma

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

DOH to encourage PCTs to set up walk-in centres.

Medicare check in the mail:23,400 bad addesses

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Doctors Discussion

Mental Health System Breakdown

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Health Care Crisis table.

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Unexpected Error

Obama of Oz.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

The Public Option

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.