Medical Professionals Who Enjoy Cartoons Prints

'Snap out of it.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"First of all, where and what is a prostrate?"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"You have the Hum bug.'

"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."

"Wuhan virus, Ebola, West Nile, Asian Flu. . . what's wrong with good old American diseases?"

"Cough"

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"Good news! It's only cancer."

"Please have a seat over by the door, sir - We're looking for a volunteer to examine you."

'This may sting a bit.'

"According to your EKG, you are not a good hearted person."

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

Cracked Quacks Strip: Cosmetic surgeon mix up.

'General practitoner'

'I wish we could tape their ramblings under anesthesia, it would make a great reality show.'

"These aspirin are for me. That patient in room 102 is a real pain!"

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."