Medical Policy Prints

'It's bad news I'm afraid. Your illness isn't on our performance targets.'

Medicare tries to control the shark: " I feel a slight shift taking place."

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

'Looks like you bought healthcare insurance that does not cover pre-existing organs.'

"Your prognosis is tied to the outcome of the election."

"Doctor without borders, meet patient without insurance."

'On the Positive side he's 23 less dead than he would have been before the reorganisation.'

The Man Who Mentioned Privatisation at the BMA.

"He has sticker shock from his health care costs, doctor..."

Dr Obama

"Your insurance company decided the heart surgery isn't necessary, but they said they'd approve breast augmentation."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Trump leaving

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Our Two Parties, Explained

Roe v. Wade

Think Tank

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Economy

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Flu vaccine.

Sybil Obama

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Health Care Crisis table.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Pre-Old Blues

survival of the fittest

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."