Medical Policy Wonks T-Shirts

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Coronavirus Debate

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

Beware of stimulus plans.

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

"Mr Bush? I have a little job for you in North Korea..."

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

World Health Organization

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Annexe 8

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Consortia set to take over

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

'Sorry - global warming is not covered!'

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."