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Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Coronavirus Debate

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

Beware of stimulus plans.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

Boomerang

World Health Organization

Annexe 8

"Mr Bush? I have a little job for you in North Korea..."

Consortia set to take over

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

The Last Republican in America

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

'Sorry - global warming is not covered!'

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

"At this point we're no longer testing you. We're testing your insurance."

'Not so fast - What about health care?'