Medical Office Dweller Mugs

Closed for cleaning.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

City Boy.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

In case of emergency, break glass.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'