Medical Marvel Seeker Prints

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'On second thought, let's go with gene therapy.'

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

'We hope to make antibiotics, interferon and diagnostic products, but just to be on the safe side, we're starting out with a line of shampoos.'

'I have this horrible nagging idea that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"I don't know what I want to do for my science project. I was thinking of trying to cure something."

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'They're for stiff necks - take two, and avoid skulking around in drafty places!'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

2021

"His first out-of-body experience."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"The first one's just a warning."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Fishing with God

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'