Medical Journal Enthusiast Mugs

'If this doctor can't keep up with the latest magazines, how can he keep up with the latest medical journals?'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Doctors

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

Anatomy.