Medical Innovator Prints

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

'Professor Benson is developing a fast and cost effective vasectomy treatment.'

"Would you prefer the artificial heart made by Venn-Trexx, or the generic, which costs a lot less?"

"I'm always pushing the envelope when it comes to patient care. I've moved his large intestine so it looks like a big smiley face."

"It's the new stitchless method."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

'That was quick!'

Snakecharming.

Medical Arts Building

Prosthetic snake.

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.