Medical Gambler Prints

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

Doctor's poker.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Bribes for Jabs

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Stag poker"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Slug roulette

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'