Medical Exam Enthusiasts Mugs

"I'm sure it's something serious. My HMO dropped me two months ago."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Well, well, well...'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Little doctor.

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Turkey Autopsy

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Doctors