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"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

Doctors Discussion

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

Ethics ethics.

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Stethoscope line.

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

NHS targets

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Euthanasia Clinic

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics