Medical Doctor Pillows

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Oncology''Offcology'

Doctor to patient: 'Nah - you don't need to make a hospital appointment. I can do this procedure with a laser pen.'

Patient to doctor with boxing gloves on: 'You must be the anesthesiologist?'

"Your GP prescribed the green medicine, which I don't have, so I'll give you some blue and some yellow, which you take together to make green, OK?"

"It happened at work. The glass ceiling broke."

'First we'll do a whole series of tests. With a medical plan as good as yours we're bound to come up with something.'

'It looks like someone tried to pronounce 'Rorschach' with a mouthful of soup.'

Proctologist

"Heel! Heel!" 'Physician heel thyself!'

"Hi, Mary. I'm Dr. Ed. I'm here to talk to you about an alternative procedure we have for bum legs."

Porcupine is the medical doctor at the Acupuncture clinic.

"Warm nose, eh, I want him to eat some grass, throw up and call me in the morning."

'This man is from the state government, He wants to know why you haven't filled out a no fault accident report,'

"I came up through the ranks."

"By golly, that is a nasty rash...but I'm actually a Doctor of Philosophy!"

'Doctor, our euthanasia solution is a truly superior product - a real practice builder!'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"In between patient visits, the doctor paints to relax."

Do you have an appointment?

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Geez Louise- I left the price tag on."

'Hot! Hot!'

Perils of private medicine - Organ transplant followed by invoice, reminder and final demand

Mr.Fusco.....In pants?!

Pacemaker for the unisured...

Dr. Rorschach makes an important discovery -- he needs a pocket protector.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Where your mind & battle are los

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'