Medical Decor Enthusiasts Mugs

"The white carpet in here was a mistake."

"Here comes the super-visor."

'Where does it hurt?'

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"It appears you have medication forgetfulness disorder, which, as you can imagine, is untreatable."

"I'm just browsing."

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

Patient

Surgical Appliance Factory

Health Care Parade

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

'This will sting for just a minute.'

'Hmmm - so how do you feel?'

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

"The good news is your virus is gone. The bad news is it infected your electronic health records."

'I know a skirt-blower would save time, but I don't thing the patients would like it.'

"The hip bone's connected to the...' Once you start humming, it all comes back to you."

"Don't worry, Mr. Jones. The fact that doctors still use pagers doesn't mean the hospital has outdated equipment!"

Shopping for bandages...

"Your electronic medical records were accidentally deleted. You'll have to start over again with acne."

Dentist Christmas Tree.

Patient decorating hospital room.

Just giving him his nose drops.

'You'll have to disrobe... what I have here is a new improved Proctoscope.'

Clockwork doctor.

'... sorry, what were you saying about no-one listens to you?'

'Wait 'til you see our new defibrillator. It's a Michael Graves design.'

'Nurse we only kiss nighty night in the childrens' ward.'

"Ralph is proud of his urinal collection."