Medical Decision Maker Mugs

"I got a second opinion on the operation—my accountant advises against it."

"Mom, let's play doctor. I'll be the patient and you decide if I should be vaccinated."

"I wan't my tubes tied."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"It's a legal document authorizing you to carry out a Do Not Resuscitate order on my behalf, although heaven knows, you have a hard enough time cancelling a magazine subscription."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

Decision time

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

"Members of the board, my indecision is final."